Grumpy Mule Organic Espresso Seasonal Blend Coffee Beans

Grumpy Mule Organic Espresso Seasonal Blend Coffee BeansAs Wacko Jacko said, minutes before keeling over in a drug induced haze, "This is it". The best Grumpy Mule there is. This one is impossible to f*ck up - evey time you pour this little beauty into the cup your legs are gonna be quivering, barely able to take your weight, in anticipation of what's to come, as it's looks so good and smells so good you know it's going to blow you away. It's a heavy, thick coffee clearly designed for MEN - there's not a hint of gay-as-a-lord zestyness or citrus. It's just C.O.F.F.E.E. The only thing that can stop me giving this a 10/10 is the usual Mule pricing - its a fiver a pop. Even on Amazon. But tell you what folks - do your self a favour and give it a go... 9/10

What the Manufacturer's say: 

  "A full flavoured coffee for all-day drinking. The beans are great for espresso, but the omni-grind coffee makes a suitably intense cafetière, filter or percolator brew. We can also grind the coffee for espresso to order. Following our established philosophy, this “espresso” coffee has been blended from a seasonal selection of our organically grown coffees in order to coax out each of their best characteristics and features. It is then roasted uniquely to develop as much sweetness, body and complexity as possible and capturing the very essence and intensity of organically cultivated coffee from across the globe. Whilst the blend changes according to the coffee harvests and seasons, it typically contains some of the following coffees at any one time: a "honey processed" organic Costa Rica from the Las Lajas mill, Organic Brasil from Fazenda Santa Terezinha, Organic Sumatra from the KBQB Cooperative and organic coffees from Guatemala and Bolivia."

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Bought these beans down the shop, didn't really know what to expect i'd been happy with previous mules and this had the chocolate and nutty signs on the packet alongside a number 5. 5 I look for the rest is just shite blurb to me. Ironically Nooge said 'chocolatey' when he tried it but i'm not going there. For me it's one of the best coffee's i've had in a while. It's extremely flavoursome and no matter what you've just eaten this coffee flavour shines through and can wash down any meal without having it's flavour ruined. It does feel strong, it looks good and it smells good. I really can't fault it and i haven't even touched the cookie I server myself with it. I can't put it down and every one of these has been over to quickly. This mule is a reason to own one of those stupidly big mugs. Stands the supreme Mule at 10/10